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/ Q:      How many members of the U.S.S. Enterprise does it take to change a    
|         light bulb?                                                           
| A:      Seven.  Scotty has to report to Captain Kirk that the light bulb in   
|         the Engineering Section is getting dim, at which point Kirk will send 
|         Bones to pronounce the bulb dead (although he'll immediately claim    
|         that he's a doctor, not an electrician).  Scotty, after checking      
|         around, realizes that they have no more new light bulbs, and complains
|         that he "canna" see in the dark.  Kirk will make an emergency stop at 
|         the next uncharted planet, Alpha Regula IV, to procure a light bulb   
|         from the natives, who, are friendly, but seem to be hiding something. 
|         Kirk, Spock, Bones, Yeoman Rand and two red shirt security officers   
|         beam down to the planet, where the two security officers are promply  
|         killed by the natives, and the rest of the landing party is captured. 
|         As something begins to develop between the Captain and Yeoman Rand,   
|         Scotty, back in orbit, is attacked by a Klingon destroyer and must    
|         warp out of orbit.  Although badly outgunned, he cripples the Klingon 
|         and races back to the planet in order to rescue Kirk et. al. who have 
|         just saved the natives' from an awful fate and, as a reward, been     
|         given all light bulbs they can carry.  The new bulb is then inserted  
\         and the Enterprise continues on its five year mission.                
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