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/ Q:      How many Californians does it take to screw in a light bulb?   \
| A:      Five.  One to screw in the light bulb and four to share the    |
|                 experience.  (Actually, Californians don't screw in    |
|                 light bulbs, they screw in hot tubs.)                  |
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| Q:      How many Oregonians does it take to screw in a light bulb?     |
| A:      Three.  One to screw in the light bulb and two to fend off all |
\                 those Californians trying to share the experience.     /
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