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/ The countdown had stalled at 'T' minus 69 seconds when Desiree, the first    \
| female ape to go up in space, winked at me slyly and pouted her thick,       |
| rubbery lips unmistakably -- the first of many such advances during what     |
| would prove to be the longest, and most memorable, space voyage of my        |
| career.                                                                      |
\                 -- Winning sentence, 1985 Bulwer-Lytton bad fiction contest. /
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