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/ Q:      How many elephants can you fit in a VW Bug?                   \
| A:      Four.  Two in the front, two in the back.                     |
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| Q:      How can you tell if an elephant is in your refrigerator?      |
| A:      There's a footprint in the mayo.                              |
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| Q:      How can you tell if two elephants are in your refrigerator?   |
| A:      There's two footprints in the mayo.                           |
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| Q:      How can you tell if three elephants are in your refrigerator? |
| A:      The door won't shut.                                          |
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| Q:      How can you tell if four elephants are in your refrigerator?  |
\ A:      There's a VW Bug in your driveway.                            /
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