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/ The lovely woman-child Kaa was mercilessly chained to the cruel post of      \
| the warrior-chief Beast, with his barbarian tribe now stacking wood at       |
| her nubile feet, when the strong clear voice of the poetic and heroic        |
| Handsomas roared, 'Flick your Bic, crisp that chick, and you'll feel my      |
| steel through your last meal!'                                               |
\                 -- Winning sentence, 1984 Bulwer-Lytton bad fiction contest. /
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