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/ Delores breezed along the surface of her life like a flat stone forever \
| skipping along smooth water, rippling reality sporadically but oblivious |
| to it consistently, until she finally lost momentum, sank, and due to an |
| overdose of flouride as a child which caused her to suffer from chronic |
| apathy, doomed herself to lie forever on the floor of her life as useless |
| as an appendix and as lonely as a five-hundred pound barbell in a |
| steroid-free fitness center. |
\ -- Winning sentence, 1990 Bulwer-Lytton bad fiction contest. /
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